just survived the first fart of the relationship.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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