I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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