How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
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Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
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My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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