Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
