S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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