There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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