i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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