Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
this boner is exhausting
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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