Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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