The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
Randomize