This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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