My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
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I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
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I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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