I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
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Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
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Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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