I'm really into asian looking animals
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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