So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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