Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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