"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
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Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
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The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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