I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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