Little spoons don't ask big questions
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
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he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
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She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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