i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
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I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
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Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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