think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
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tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
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Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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