She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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