So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
