i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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