definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
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Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
What drink are we having for lunch?
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
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When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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