Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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