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Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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