I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
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oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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