can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
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just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
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You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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