Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
soo... how was my night?
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