doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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