I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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