remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
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arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
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She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Woke up backwards on a recliner
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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