whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
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It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
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He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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