Where is the hickey?
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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