Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
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I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
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He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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