she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
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She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
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Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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