her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
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Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
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I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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