he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Randomize
