sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
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As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
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Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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