How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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