Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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