i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
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There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
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Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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