I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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