My first STD was from a foam party
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
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My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
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I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
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