I seem to have left my pride at pride
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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