I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
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he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
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Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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