Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
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