Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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