we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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