Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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