im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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