He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
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