belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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