with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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